orangelyn's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ten golden rules for bimbos. oh gawd. finally. damm server. *sheesh* i wunnnder how's it like to tell sumone dat u have a crush on him. cause i plan to do just that. okay. maybe not plan. i have to. promised him. deeeeehs. like i'm supposed to go: "erm.. lester? happy b'dae!!! and.. u noe that song i told you that i've fallen in love with? i wanna sae that the lyrics in that song.. is wad i wanna sae to you. i've got a crush on you." right. how bad can things get. he'll prolly just stand dere and gawk. or turn hysterica. wow. the thought sends my spine tingling. i've to be better den that B.I.A.T.C.H (i still hate you.. i swear i do.. and if i see you.. pray i won't re-arrange ur "preeeety" and "adorable" features that u have) both mentally and physically. toooopid. wait. better not in the bimbotic sense that she already is but more in the classy sense. heee. take dat. *frumps* and of course to make lester feel guilty. i swear i will (even if it means bawling my eyes out in front of him). huh. at last. the bitch has to go. or at least i have to try to make her go. i mean come on PURPLE colour for a skool skirt? Are you people sexually deprived or wad?!!! Crap.. and erm.. to act bimbotic? i dun think u need to. U ARE ALREADY A NATURAL in that catergory. -->>1) Flutter non-existance eye lashes at guys (who are obviously NOT looking YOUR way). 2) Attempt to look preeeety. 3) Fail drastically in being smart. 4) Pose in outrageous positions in photographs aka duck like (with ur arse sticking out making you look like some seasonal hunt or something). 5) Bloat ur face to make ur eyes look big (ellow?!!! pufferfish resemblance?!!). 6) Talk like a retarded fool of sum kind. 7) Ask A GUY whom u've just met one mth ago to be UR boyfriend. 8) Call ur brother out with you on a date. 9) Ask ur mum to ask HIM along for a hike. 10) Reckons you noe e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g about him when its oblivious that you don't (in short, DUMB BLONDES). there you go. The ten major aspects of being a bimbo. Apparently, zeee biatch needen't need to improve her "skills". A pro i presume. *pukes*. Mind you. She looks like one too. Prolly blend in with dumb blonde asses with her attitude. Min reckons lester has poor taste. I kinda agree. Come on.. if he had chosen sumone from like RGS or cedar, i'll shut the hell up.. but Queeeeeenstown?!!! i didn't know that skool existed!! gosh. the colour combination of that skool's uni does give a lasting impression alright. bless your soul. Humps.. plus extremely irritating phrases like: "Wortx.. wAn To be My sPiDerman NoTx? SeRiOuS quEstiOn WoR.. I alRadie TasteD DiS Swwwuuuueet CanDy lEh.. Not Too SweEt oR SoUr.. JusT nIcE WoRx.. And dEn HoR.. HiS smilE Melt HeArT oNe Eh.. LikE wAd He dId tO mIne lOrX.." <<<-- !!!!!! wad muthapucking shit. ultra lianish. hence, i hereby declare her bimbos of bimbos. okay. so she (biatch) shall be known also as miss bimbotic queen. fucker. *argh* she doesn't freaking noe anything!!! wad a puurrrfect girlfriend. *claps hands and salutes* like he's afraid of heights, and aloha.. the hiking invitation. Duhsx. brilliant idea. (for a bimbo). *curses* i can't help bitching bout her. and the best part. she propagates my name!!! (okay.. not my full name.. but still..it's LYN) *&*&&$#!%$%@!$$@!^$@!$#%. halts. right. shall cool down. i'm so damm pissed i could hex sumone. hex hex hex. *gives up and through the pocky stick away* conclusion reached. i dun care if your still with him. i'll attempt my best. so if you get in the way, its awefully depressing but i'll play by the rules >>>> 1) Seduce.( make him fall hard). 2) make him damm gulity if he has hurt you 3) Attempt to make the bitch a bitchier one. 4) Show ur ability in front of her(avoid cat fights. they're undignified). 5) Degrade her as far as possible. 6) Drop major hints or tell her straight in the face to back off or to give up. 7) Present ur logistics skills in a much more classy manner then HER (more demure and educated). 8) Show ur guy how much you caree for him (wayeee much better then her. like being dere when he needs yoo). 9) Know his weak points and his favs (like his hang out places, his fav colour, cologne, food.. etc). 10) Touch his heart and attend to his needs (make him MISS YOU) Tatatata!!! :))))). so if our dear MISS bimbotic queen can't read the rules. please have some sense to enroll in a spelling class. i pity you. awww. :))))) Oh, by the way.. i seriously think that you (lynettteeeee!!!) should turn blonde. You should be born with it. Back off. ____________000000*000000______________ _________000000000*000000000___________ ______0*0000000000*0000000000*0________ ____0000*000000000*000000000*000_______ ___000000*00000000*00000000*00000______ __00000000*0000000*0000000*0000000_____ _0000000000*000000*000000*000000000____ _0000000000*000000*000000*000000000____ _******baske+BalL******************____ _0000000000*000000*000000*000000000____ _0000000000*000000*000000*000000000____ _0000000000*000000*000000*000000000____ __00000000*0000000*0000000*0000000_____ ___000000*00000000*00000000*00000______ ____0000*000000000*000000000*000_______ ______0*0000000000*0000000000*0________ _________000000000*00000000____________ ____________000000*00000_______________ _______________________________________ 10:30 p.m. - Tuesday, Jun. 08, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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